1) Are the items inclusive of global shipping?

Absolutely! Yes! Of course! All items purchased includes free global shipping! Except the digital items of course, that will be sent into your personal e-mail!

2) How long does it take for the items to be processed?

I will utterly do my bestest best to send your parcel ASAP! (Afterall, I am single, not plural) 

After popping by the post office, expect an e-mail where I tell you my exciting journey about fighting queues and postal trolls...

Actually, expect your parcel to arrive between 1 to 2 weeks!